River Has Frozen Over

[Remus John Lupin]

Rapier: We should go to the beach sometime Remy! We'd have to be careful, but wouldn't little Gertrude love to see the beach sometime?

Romulus: Kicker... Do I have to ground him already?

Regal: Awww, his first grounding! Picture time! *a click from a camera is heard* And his father of course has his ridiculous hair.

[Nymphadora "Tonks" Lupin]

Hole-y: Woah! Hey bro! What happened to working today? We're getting a new shipment of things in!

Rainbow: Regal... Are you serious? And Romulus, he's just a baby. Don't be mean to the bay-be.

Royal: Everyone, are you serious, we have too many love-birds and pregnant women today...

[Anelisa Taelyn Lafayette]

Remy: Rapier, my dear, we still have to run the shop, and I don't think that Gertrude would realize that she's at the beach. Perhaps in a different, more appropriate, time?

[Remus John Lupin]

Rapier: Ha! Well, Hole-y can take care of working. He can get his girlfriend! And we can take care of work on another day for him! And of course Gertrude, who has such a lovely name, would know, she's a smart little girl!

Regal: Yes, quite. Plus, now we have a picture of Romulus with that hair forever. Kicker will have a kick out of seeing this picture.

Romulus: Forever remembered. -shaking head with a chuckle- You know with all the conversations going on, I don't even know if our listeners can follow.

Regal: Yes, we apologize for any confusion! We do hope that our listeners can get a bit of a laugh out of today.

[Nymphadora "Tonks" Lupin]

Rainbow: Brought to you by Lucky Charms, their Magically Delicious!! And of course this is going to be the most listened to broadcast.

Hole-y: Rapier... you are a rodent...

Royal: I give up, I'm leaving to go get lunch, anyone want anything?

Rainbow: I want a burger and some fries... with a water!

[Remus John Lupin]

Romulus: I thought we agreed it was brought by Count Chocula.

Rapier: No, that's next week, Romulus.

Romulus: But Count Chocula is amazing. It's chocolate.

Rapier: I. AM. NOT. A. RODENT!

Romulus: -clears throat after Rapier's outburst- Royal, if you are getting food, maybe you could get me chocolate that doesn't cause my hair to become a rainbow.

Rapier: You know you really look a lot better with rainbow colored hair. No more greys!

Romulus: -evil glare at Rapier-

[Nymphadora "Tonks" Lupin]

Rainbow: We're gonna see someone about you're chocolate issue. It's getting out of hand.

Hole-y: You are too! Ditching you're own brother for a girl... where did the world go wrong!!??

Royal: You're getting the same thing as your wife. A burger and fries. What do you want to drink? Anyone else want anything?

Rainbow: Can I get ice cream too?

Royal: No.

Rainbow: Darn it... Romulus, go buy some ice cream..

[Anelisa Taelyn Lafayette]

Remy: I appreciate being spoken about as if I'm not sitting here, Hole-y, and you deserve whatever he does to you for that one Rapier.

[Remus John Lupin]

Rapier: I'm sorry Remy! And so all our listeners can know, I am now hugging my Remy-Rem. -actually is hugging Remy- I just wanted to have some time together... -gives the puppy dog face-

Romulus: Oh, I want a chocolate cola!

Regal: I think you really need to watch your chocolate intake, my dear Romulus.

Romulus: -ignoring those who are trying to tell him that he was a problem with his love of chocolate- Chocolate Ice cream?

[Nymphadora "Tonks" Lupin]

Rainbow: Rocky Road, it has more in it.

Royal: To our listeners, I hope you're enjoying this broadcast because I don't think I'll have any of these people in the same room again.

Hole-y: Again! Left out of the picture!!!

Rainbow: Lets all take a nap after lunch, I think the listeners should take one too. Everyone deserves a nap time!!

[Fred Fabian Weasley]

Romulus: Darn... But it'll do. I'll be back in a few moments. I am leaving you dear audience, but do not fret, Romulus shall return once more! -leaves-

Regal: You know, I really hope that our listeners don't decide to stop listening... Though, we don't have any news. Maybe we should give next week's password just in case... -wants to act crazy like, but also needs to try to focus this Potterwatch cast-

Rapier: I'm sorry Hole-y. -wraps arm around Hole-y and Remy- I love my family! Group hug! -tries to get others in the hug-

[Anelisa Taelyn Lafayette]

Remy: -laughs- Rapier, Regal's probably right; we need to tell them next week's password.

[Nymphadora "Tonks" Lupin]

Rainbow: Next weeks password will be.... -pauses for dramatic effect- stag!

Royal: I'll be back in a bit... -follows Romulus out-

Hole-y: My neice or nephew better be better at this whole treating family the same thing than you are Rapier...

[Fred Fabian Weasley]

Regal: Yes, and to repeat, the password will be 'Stag'!

Rapier: I love my family! -pouts- Just because I want some time with my girl alone...

Romulus: -still out-

[Anelisa Taelyn Lafayette]

Remy: Now isn't the time, Rapier; it's not even safe to be alone right now. It's good to be around family.